a sternly worded letter from the "Democratic" party.

We will TELL you what is an issue.

So shut up and sit down and try to get this straight: We decide which issues are important.

We decide whether we're better than the Republicans, and we say we are.

And we decide whether we're "better enough". Hell, if we're even three per cent better, that's better enough. So quit your complaining, Hillary voters!

If we cared about your opinion, well - you'd know it, wouldn't you? And you know we don't.

So quit talking about what you think is important. As if anyone cared about what you think is important!

You have to vote for Obama, rather than McCain, because we have a list of at least thirty items that we have decided are important.

Of course, there is no reason whatsoever to assume Obama will be better than McCain on any of these issues. Maybe he will, and maybe he won't.

So what.

Let me once again remind you Hillary voters that it is up to you to unify the party, not him. Hell, you should be apologizing to us! So you can't be asking questions about why should I believe a man who contradicts himself and lies and throws his associates under the bus.

We don't care about you. We don't care about your dumb opinions.

But you'd better vote for us.

You owe us.

It doesn't matter how rotten we are. McCain is worse. We don't have to explain why.

Vote for us because we said so. That's good enough for dumb bitches like you.

Oh, and shut up with the Susan B. Anthony quote already? Our party treats women just fine, thank you.

And would it kill you to make a goddamned cup of coffee without all the bitching?

I just don't know what the hell is wrong with the women this year.